This is a collection of funnier and weirder things we found (amongst many other amazing things) while travelling in Thailand ;)
Thai massage could help you feel better after eating a heavy curry and both escape routes seem to be an option!
Setting realistic expectations like a boss!
In case of failure, we also provide some buckets of paint to cover up everything you need.
Some hotels had flowers and towels shaped as beautiful swans waiting for you in the middle of the bed.
Other hotels just know how to skip to the real priorities:
In case Hello Kitty Botox fails, this seems legit.
Of course, there's also a drink to make you manly:
I definitely don't want to be another number...
Coin-operated prayer machines, the future is now.
I never thought I'd find myself buying one!
Take a look around while enjoying your £1 beer and you might get a $2 mil reward for reporting drug warlords to the FBI.
Looks like the place to end your night at:
No password provided? I assume I just need to hit the gong.