Mike Judge, meet Sergey Shnurov, and his meditation on "malt does more than Milton can":
В Питере - пить
"when in St. Drink-ersville, drink!"? Nice pun шнуров, (and we've even seen Питер пить in another card, at the bottom ... but considering this video was posted on the 1st of May, I'd suggest that sticking it to The Man according to the скрипачки's example, while it might not be any more effective, might well turn out a little easier on the liver in the long run)
As Leningrad was kind enough to buy us the shot, here's Efim Alexandrov with a slightly more optimistic chaser:
Над Москвою дожди моросили