The New TL;DRs

UF;DW

Uses Flash; didn't watch

@jtauber

PW;DR

Paywall; didn't read

@fbz

FB;DR

Facebook link; didn't read

@dpreacher

CS;CTS

Comic Sans; can't take seriously

@Chadsten

FN;DR

Fox News link; didn't read

@hawkieowl

IL:DR Instagram Link ; Didn't View.

OWLY;DC Hootsuite OW.LY Shortened URL ; Didn't Click

FB;DC Facebook FB.ME URL Shortened URL ; Didn't Click

TTM;UF Tweets too much ; Unfollowed

TMH;DR Too many hashtags ; Didn't read

IGRCHZ ; HC Imgur or Cheeseburger link ; Hastily Clicked

TV ; DRFR Too vague ; Didn't reply, favorite, or retweet

PE ; UF Promotes their employer too much ; Unfollowed

RTO ; TOR Retweets too often ; Turned off retweets