IL:DR
Instagram Link ; Didn't View. 

OWLY;DC
Hootsuite OW.LY Shortened URL ; Didn't Click

FB;DC
Facebook FB.ME URL Shortened URL ; Didn't Click

TTM;UF
Tweets too much ; Unfollowed

TMH;DR
Too many hashtags ; Didn't read

IGRCHZ ; HC
Imgur or Cheeseburger link ; Hastily Clicked

TV ; DRFR
Too vague ; Didn't reply, favorite, or retweet

PE ; UF
Promotes their employer too much ; Unfollowed

RTO ; TOR
Retweets too often ; Turned off retweets