IL:DR Instagram Link ; Didn't View.
OWLY;DC Hootsuite OW.LY Shortened URL ; Didn't Click
FB;DC Facebook FB.ME URL Shortened URL ; Didn't Click
TTM;UF Tweets too much ; Unfollowed
TMH;DR Too many hashtags ; Didn't read
IGRCHZ ; HC Imgur or Cheeseburger link ; Hastily Clicked
TV ; DRFR Too vague ; Didn't reply, favorite, or retweet
PE ; UF Promotes their employer too much ; Unfollowed
RTO ; TOR Retweets too often ; Turned off retweets
Fox News link; didn't read
@hawkieowl
Comic Sans; can't take seriously
@Chadsten
Facebook link; didn't read
@dpreacher
Paywall; didn't read
@fbz
Uses Flash; didn't watch
@jtauber