Apparently I'm a famous fanfic author. By which I mean, Stargate Physics 101 is probably the most widely read thing I've ever written.
I'm kinda tempted to write "Whiteboard Interview with a Vampire" based on this tweet.
When a place brags like "Our team has over 300 years combined experience!" I hope the team is one intern + one extremely competent vampire— Kathleen Jacques (@kathmachine) May 3, 2016
(it was going to be "Job interview with a vampire" but obviously that's been used before)
How is vampire Ada Lovelace not already a thing?