Fanfic

Apparently I'm a famous fanfic author. By which I mean, Stargate Physics 101 is probably the most widely read thing I've ever written.

I'm kinda tempted to write "Whiteboard Interview with a Vampire" based on this tweet.

When a place brags like "Our team has over 300 years combined experience!" I hope the team is one intern + one extremely competent vampire

— Kathleen Jacques (@kathmachine) May 3, 2016

(it was going to be "Job interview with a vampire" but obviously that's been used before)

How is vampire Ada Lovelace not already a thing?

• She is the daughter of Byron, who literally has vampire fanfiction written about him
• She dies at the same age as Byron
• While cloistered away from the world
• Shortly before her death she confesses something to her husband which causes him to leave him