Apparently I'm a famous fanfic author. By which I mean, [Stargate Physics 101](http://archiveofourown.org/works/3673335) is probably the most widely read thing I've ever written.

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I'm kinda tempted to write "Whiteboard Interview with a Vampire" based on this tweet. 

https://twitter.com/kathmachine/status/727590460009521152

(it was going to be "Job interview with a vampire" but obviously that's been used before)

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How is vampire Ada Lovelace not already a thing?

* She is the daughter of Byron, who literally has [vampire fanfiction written about him](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vampyre)
* She dies at the same age as Byron
* While cloistered away from the world
* Shortly before her death she confesses something to her husband which causes him to leave him